TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well more intense than Hire Elvis for your Wedding a jalapeno in July, Texas has been taken by the King himself! It's like an old-timey rock and roll feast with every town lookin' neater than a greased pig at the county fair. You can practically smell the peanut butter and banana sandwiches wafting in the air, y'all! Elvis fans have been pourin' to